Experience unparalleled laughter on your next voyage with our exceptional cruise entertainment! We offer top-tier comedy acts for hire, ensuring your journey is filled with joy and amusement. Our comedians for hire are seasoned professionals who excel in delivering captivating performances, tailored to entertain diverse audiences.

When you hire our comedy acts, you’re not just booking a show; you’re securing an unforgettable experience that will leave your guests in stitches. Our cruise entertainment options are designed to enhance your voyage, creating a lively and engaging atmosphere for all aboard.

Whether it’s a spontaneous performance by the pool or a headline act in the main theatre, our comedians bring a unique blend of humour and charisma to every corner of your ship. Trust us to provide the finest cruise entertainment, making your cruise the highlight of everyone’s year. Book now and let us transform your cruise into a floating comedy club!

Tony Marrese
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Hello, my name is Tony Marrese, I’m a very nice man, born of Italian parents into the dark armpit of Hackney, London, England, the earth

Danny O’Brien

The award-winning Irish comedian has been performing stand-up comedy for over fifteen years, headlining regularly at top comedy clubs and festivals to worldwide audiences. As the resident

Nathan Caton

Nathan Caton has been active on the UK comedy circuit since the tender age of 19. He excels in combining both personal, confessional material with

John Oakes

John’s is widely regarded as one of the best improvisers in the UK with an act that fuses crowd work and audience suggestion to create

Jason Stampe

The main face behind East Anglia’s Award Winning Big Deal Comedy, and most recently British comedian of the year semi finalist 2022 and Comedy Store

Graeme Mathews

Graeme Mathews is a comedian and magician from Essex. His entertainment career started way back in 2002 when he worked as a resident entertainer at

Adam Morrison

Adam Morrison is a standout comedian known for his sharp observational humor and engaging storytelling. With a knack for turning everyday experiences into comedic gold,

Rory O’Hanlon

A regular face on Irish TV, featured on RTE’s New Comedy Awards, Republic of Telly alongside Des Bishop in Under the Influence. A veteran of

Ollie Horn

I’ve been a stand-up since 2014, and since headlined in over 25 countries, taken four solo shows to the Edinburgh Fringe festival, and performed at

Darren Walsh

Darren Walsh is a UK-based comedian known for his unique brand of humor, blending puns, one-liners, and visual gags. With a background in animation, Darren

Elaine Fellows

Elaine Fellows is a fresh and exciting voice in the world of stand-up comedy. Known for her quick wit, clever storytelling, and relatable humor, Elaine

Jamie Lerner

Jamie Lerner is a rising star in stand-up comedy, captivating audiences with her witty humor, relatable storytelling, and sharp comedic timing. With performances that tackle

Kavin Jay

Kavin Jay is a highly acclaimed stand-up comedian known for his sharp wit, hilarious observations, and engaging storytelling. With a unique comedic style that blends

Jonny Awsum

JONNY SHOT TO NATIONAL FAME ON BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT. HIS TV PERFORMANCES WON STANDING OVATIONS, UNANIMOUS PRAISE FROM THE JUDGES AND WENT VIRAL ON THE

Ross Smith

ROSS SMITH IS A MULTI-TALENTED COMEDIAN, ACTOR, AND MC, KNOWN FOR HIS QUICK WIT, SHARP HUMOR, AND ENGAGING STORYTELLING. A STANDOUT PERFORMER AT THE EDINBURGH

Kate Butch

KATE IS AN AWARD-WINNING MENACE TO SOCIETY BEST KNOWN FOR COMPETING ON SERIES 5 OF RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE UK, BECOMING ONE OF ITS BREAKOUT STARS.

Carl Donnelly

Carl Donnally is a sharp, charismatic stand-up comedian known for his quick-fire wit, infectious energy, and brilliantly relatable storytelling. With a natural knack for finding

Katie Pritchard

Katie Pritchard is an award-winning comedian, award-winning musician, West End and TV actor, award-winning writer, and a wonderfully silly artist with an unstoppable creative energy.

Laura Smyth

Laura Smyth is an award-winning comedian whose honest, relatable, and sharply observed humour has made her one of the most exciting voices in British comedy.

Phil Reid

Phil Reid is a stand-up comedian and presenter known for his quick wit, big personality, and effortlessly engaging stage presence. With a sharp sense of

Paul McCaffery

Paul McCathery is a stand-up comedian celebrated for his sharp wit, relatable storytelling, and infectious energy. With a natural talent for turning everyday experiences into

Mike Woodhams

Mike Woodhams is a comedy vocalist and entertainer known for his versatile voice, impeccable timing, and hilarious musical performances. Blending clever humour with impressive vocal

Leroy Brito

Leroy Brito is a stand-up comedian celebrated for his quick wit, relatable storytelling, and high-energy performances. With a natural ability to turn everyday experiences into

Matthew Aloone

Matthew Aloone is a stand-up comedian known for his quick wit, sharp observational humour, and engaging stage presence. With a knack for turning everyday situations

Patrick Monohan

Patrick Monohan is a stand-up comedian known for his sharp wit, clever observations, and engaging stage presence. With a natural talent for turning everyday life

Steph DePrez

Steph DePrez is a unique performer who brilliantly blends stand-up comedy and opera to create shows that are as hilarious as they are musically stunning.

Tom Toal

Tom Toal is a stand-up comedian known for his warm, engaging storytelling and sharp, self-deprecating humour. Blending heartfelt honesty with clever punchlines, Tom’s comedy is

Dave Chawner

Dave’s a number 1 best-selling author, award-winning stand up, presenter & mental health campaigner. In 2023 he won Pegasus’ Comedy Awards ‘Ongoing Comedian Of The

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